{"id":695,"date":"2025-07-13T08:06:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-13T14:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/?p=695"},"modified":"2026-03-24T08:10:14","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T14:10:14","slug":"i-%f0%9f%a9%b6alexander-hamilton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/?p=695","title":{"rendered":"I &#x1fa76;Alexander Hamilton"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201c<strong>There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.&#8221;\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211;&nbsp;<strong>Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThere are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.&#8221;\u00a0 &#8211;&nbsp;Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-isnt-that-interesting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":696,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions\/696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}