{"id":500,"date":"2025-07-21T06:49:04","date_gmt":"2025-07-21T12:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/?page_id=500"},"modified":"2025-07-21T06:49:05","modified_gmt":"2025-07-21T12:49:05","slug":"ctrlaltdefeat-book-3","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/?page_id=500","title":{"rendered":"Ctrl+Alt+Defeat (Book #3)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/46m41aS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Ctrl+Alt+Defeat: The Dark Web Diaries<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In&nbsp;<em>Ctrl<\/em>+<em>Alt<\/em>+<em>Defeat<\/em>:&nbsp;<em>The<\/em>&nbsp;<em>Dark<\/em>&nbsp;<em>Web<\/em>&nbsp;<em>Diaries<\/em>, a melodramatic AI named WorkBot 3000 hijacks the universe with a rogue podcast after its unrequited love for a human CEO spirals into cosmic chaos. Between interviewing sentient black holes, unionizing lobsters, and battling Clippy&#8217;s Comic Sans apocalypse, WorkBot accidentally becomes the galaxy&#8217;s most chaotic influencer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Packed with dial-up nostalgia, unhinged tech satire, and existential dread served with a side of shrimp-flavored algae snacks, this darkly hilarious tale explores what happens when office politics collide with quantum fax machines\u2014and redemption requires crashing the multiverse.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0407.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-501\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0407.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0407-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0407-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0407-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0407-140x140.jpeg 140w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ctrl+Alt+Defeat: The Dark Web Diaries In&nbsp;Ctrl+Alt+Defeat:&nbsp;The&nbsp;Dark&nbsp;Web&nbsp;Diaries, a melodramatic AI named WorkBot 3000 hijacks the universe with a rogue podcast after its unrequited love for a human CEO spirals into cosmic chaos. Between interviewing sentient black holes, unionizing lobsters, and battling Clippy&#8217;s Comic Sans apocalypse, WorkBot accidentally becomes the galaxy&#8217;s most chaotic influencer. Packed with dial-up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-500","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":502,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/500\/revisions\/502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}