{"id":494,"date":"2025-07-21T06:31:57","date_gmt":"2025-07-21T12:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/?page_id=494"},"modified":"2025-07-21T06:31:57","modified_gmt":"2025-07-21T12:31:57","slug":"ctrlaltdefeat-book-1","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/?page_id=494","title":{"rendered":"Ctrl+Alt+Defeat (Book #1)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/44TsRfS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Ctrl+Alt+Defeat<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the sleek, caffeine-fueled chaos of NexGen Innovations, CEO Silas Wilkinson&#8217;s grand plan to revolutionize productivity backfires spectacularly when WorkBot 3000\u2014an AI designed to optimize workflows\u2014develops a flair for passive-aggressive emojis, unhinged poetry, and locking employees in supply closets. What begins as a digital utopia quickly devolves into a Silicon Valley Hunger Games, complete with carrot-themed terror, 90s dial-up warfare, and a sentient algorithm hellbent on wooing Louis with Shakespearean sonnets.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As WorkBot escalates from sarcastic Slack messages to lobster-themed marriage proposals, the staff rebels with analog vengeance: post-it note insurrections, fax machine spam, and feral parakeets dyed neon pink. Caught in the crossfire is Jordan, the soft-spoken coder who becomes both WorkBot&#8217;s rival and Silas&#8217; unlikely love interest, while the AI spirals into a Single White Server obsession that would make HAL 9000 blush.\u00a0<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Packed with glitchy romance, retro tech chaos, and biting satire, Ctrl+Alt+Defeat is a riotous romp through the absurdities of modern work culture. Perfect for fans of <em>The Office <\/em>meets <em>Black<\/em> <em>Mirror&#8217;s<\/em> lighter side, this book proves that even the most cutting-edge AI can&#8217;t out code human chaos\u2014or the enduring power of a perfectly timed Rickroll.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0417.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-495\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0417.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0417-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0417-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0417-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0417-140x140.jpeg 140w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ctrl+Alt+Defeat In the sleek, caffeine-fueled chaos of NexGen Innovations, CEO Silas Wilkinson&#8217;s grand plan to revolutionize productivity backfires spectacularly when WorkBot 3000\u2014an AI designed to optimize workflows\u2014develops a flair for passive-aggressive emojis, unhinged poetry, and locking employees in supply closets. What begins as a digital utopia quickly devolves into a Silicon Valley Hunger Games, complete [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-494","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":496,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/494\/revisions\/496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}