{"id":471,"date":"2025-07-20T21:06:53","date_gmt":"2025-07-21T03:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/?page_id=471"},"modified":"2025-07-20T21:06:53","modified_gmt":"2025-07-21T03:06:53","slug":"the-accidental-summoner","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/?page_id=471","title":{"rendered":"The Accidental Summoner"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/40Z9ukk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">The Accidental Summoner<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the sleepy village of Dundlewick, where turnip sacrifices pass for entertainment and raccoons are mistaken for demons, Gareth Pendragon\u2014a conman with a flair for theatrics\u2014thinks he\u2019s hit the grift of a lifetime. Posing as the mighty wizard \u201cThaddeus the Thunderous,\u201d he scams the gullible villagers with glittery props and pizza-themed Latin\u2026 until he accidentally summons Malphagor, a mid-tier demon with a passion for corporate jargon and a killer LinkedIn profile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now, Gareth must juggle his crumbling facade, a sharp-eyed skeptic named Brina, and a goat-turned-libertarian-politician named Gary, all while surviving Malphagor\u2019s \u201cprofessional development\u201d bootcamp. But when the Demon Council audits their chaos and a reality-eating entity called the Great Maw threatens to devour the village, this mismatched trio must pull off the ultimate con: saving the world (and maybe their souls).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Packed with snarky demons, unionizing raccoons, and spells that backfire spectacularly, The Accidental Summoner is a riotous blend of Terry Pratchett\u2019s wit, The Office\u2019s cringe humor, and a dash of hellish bureaucracy. Perfect for fans of irreverent fantasy who\u2019ve ever wondered what would happen if a demon HR rep tried to fix your life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0459.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-472\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0459.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0459-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0459-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0459-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/jewlee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/IMG_0459-140x140.jpeg 140w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Accidental Summoner In the sleepy village of Dundlewick, where turnip sacrifices pass for entertainment and raccoons are mistaken for demons, Gareth Pendragon\u2014a conman with a flair for theatrics\u2014thinks he\u2019s hit the grift of a lifetime. Posing as the mighty wizard \u201cThaddeus the Thunderous,\u201d he scams the gullible villagers with glittery props and pizza-themed Latin\u2026 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-471","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":474,"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/471\/revisions\/474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jewlee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}